Miss Piggy InStyle

Miss Piggy in Prabal Gurung

Miss Piggy in Jason Wu

First Smurfette, now Miss Piggy? What the eff - these b*tches are better dressed than I am!

Miss Piggy has her own spread in the November issue of InStyle on newstands Friday. The porker is sporting custom-made designs by Jason Wu, Prabal Gurung, Brian Atwood, Opening Ceremony, Giles & Brother and Suno.

Life just ain't fair ladies.